scumstains:

junoinfernas:

scumstains:

i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual

Of course. Why should one be interested in being a decent human being?

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD….. OH MY GOD

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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

my mom did the same thing except she thought i stole her driver’s license in the fourth grade and sold it

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