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thesecondbird:

forevergrilo:

niledork:

wholetyouinhere:

cozynoon:

Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story

and the antagonist of someone else’s!

And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0

This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.

You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.

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cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

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vambrace:

Alright so one time when I was 14 I had to go to the doctor for a check up and I had just started going through puberty so I was all hormonally out of control and got boners all the time and the doctor had to check out my package to make sure puberty was doing its thing and he told me to unzip my pants and I was really nervous and I got a boner and when me pulled my underwear down it got caught on my dick and my boner slapped him in the chin

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despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

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